CraftAnon Etsy street team

* Ask Destry Anything *

For this round of questions we have been grilling Destry of http://www.etsy.com/shop/pzcreations22

How much do you love me?
(From Heartsizescrush)
Enough to squish you and put you in my pocket

What is the circumference of your right ankle?
(from Sohokitten)
8 1/2 inches

Will you be my Rose?
(from Headlesstess)
As long as you'll be my Blanche

Do you have a Pet Zombie?
(from Headlesstess)
Yes he is a Chihuahua named Tubby

Why is a Raven like a writing desk?!?
(from Headlesstess)
I haven't the slightest idea.

Do you have a chewy center?
(from Headlesstess)
No it's soft and squishy.

You're trapped on a island without the sexy cast of LOST, how many crafts can you make out of coconuts?
(from Headlesstess)
More than I'd probably like to admit.

Why are you so full of win?
(from FabulouslyFierce)
My parents made me that way??

If pink hair was outlawed....what color would your hair be?
(from Deabusamor)
Blonde... like it is now =(

Do you have a favorite creation?
(from Deabusamor)
I don't actually know...

Coffee, tea or me? (from Wickedbadnaughty)
I'd have to say you!

Favorite childhood toy?
(from Wickedbadnaughty)
My sit and spin, I actually broke it when I was 13. My butt was too fat for it I guess ;)

Do you sing in the shower?
(from Wickedbadnaughty)
Yep, I'm sure I sound like a dying cow.

Jeans or dresses?
(from Wickedbadnaughty)
JEANS!!!!

If you could be a model or politician which would you be and why?
(from Wickedbadnaughty)
If I had to choose I guess a model. I think that job wold be less of a headache. I like my cake too much though.

What is your favorite piece of lingerie and why?
(from Wickedbadnaughty)
A black lace halter dress kinda thing, it makes the girls look good. =D

Do you think there is life on other planets?
(from Platipuses)
Oh yeah. I'm pretty sure I've seen a UFO. It went behind a cloud and everything!!!

Miss America Judge: "What would you want for mankind?"
(from Invy Studios)
Lots of things. Too many to list here.

What's your favorite body part?
(from Eyescream*industries)
(oYo)

Bikini, thong, or commando?
(from Eyescream*industries)
Bikini... I hate the feeling of a constant wedgie.

Who's on your celebrity "to-do" list?
(from Eyescream*industries)
Off the top of my head I'd have to say Christian Bale.

Dill pickles, sweet pickles, bread and butter pickles, or no pickles?
(from Smarmyclothes)
Big dill pickles. There is actually a pickle called "a sweet tiny midget". That's strange...


At which period in history did cat skinning become so popular, that more than one method was necessary?
(from The vintagedoctor)
I actually googled cat skinning and I still have no answer.

What is your favorite lust item on Etsy? PLease post a link !!
(from Ravenofskys)
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36148105


If you could be reincarnated as a dead celebrity and taken back to when they were alive who would it be?
(from Kim)
Clara Bow

If you were to find an alchemical method of combining cats and dogs, would you name the resulting creatures Dats or Cogs? Please justify your response.
(from Tokyotombola)
I'd call it the spawn of Satan, I hate cats.

If you could only hear one song again for the rest of your life which would it be? Why?
(from Winterlights)
Tori Amos - caught a lite sneeze. It's been my favorite song wince I was 14.

Quick! A sweet old lady, a fluffy defenseless animal, and a bratty slobbery little kid are all about to die! You can save only one of them. Which do you choose?
(from Winterlights)
Fluffiness always wins.

Morning person or night owl?
(from Psycho kitty)
Total night owl.

whats one thing that you are afraid of that has absolutely no valid reasoning behind it?
( from LittlemommaErin)
Plumbing, I hate plumbing. Gross pipes, faucets, cleaning the toilet. I hate it!!

What is your favorite era?
( from Dismantledfashions)
The roaring 20's

Destry, could you turn down the cute? I'm trying to work!
(from Tapebubba)
I'll try!! I'll stop shaving and brushing my teeth. ;)

Did you read the questions in the thread before Jinx sent them to you, or did you force yourself to wait and get them all at once?
(from Tapebubba)
I read them in the thread. I'm way too curious to wait.

If you followed the thread, which questions did you dwell upon the longest?
(from Tapebubba)
The cat skinning one. I really did google it.

If you HAD to kill one of the Golden Girls, who would you kill, how, and why?
(from BlackKittenaccessories)
Well. Dorothy's smart ass would get on my nerves over time but Blanche would be the most likely to stab me in the back. I can't decide. I think an iron skillet would do the trick though.

What's your favorite wardrobe item?
(from Sinburned)
Cardigans, last time I counted I had 26.

What's weirdest or most WTF thing that someone on Etsy has asked you?
(from MTcoffinz)
I've been asked to be someone's jewelry slave. I'm pretty sure they were kidding but it was still a but strange.